Whether or not it is right to see evolution as any kind of advancement (except perhaps through time) it was quite correct that St Stephen was advanced of his species both in the sense of intellectual capacity and environmental suitability. His twin brains were manipulated on the edge of conscious decision and instinct. If a second member of the new St Stephen species would emerge St Stephen (the founder) could be a useful guide on how to best take advantage of the genetic mutation. Generally St Stephen was very good at adapting to his own unique nature. Until he killed himself.
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Through so many hiccups and false starts St Stephen the pragmatist walks through the rainbow oil, flooded urban utopia – until he found the Silver Wizards Houseboat. The Silver Wizard is sitting naked by his fire listening to the fucking of the river rats while carefully pulling the fleas out of his short beard. He watches his friend through the window of his boat. He is pleased to see his friend (in a way). The Silver Wizard is old enough, wise enough and sufficiently independently minded that he has allowed himself to befriend St Stephen (the lead guitarist in his band) without ever becoming too close, and with the knowledge that such a diversity of personality was something that he should be weary of. St Stephen did not remember that it was him (in his other guise) who had left the Silver Wizard desolate and unemployed – the Silver Wizard remembered.
St Stephen knocked on the Silver Wizards door and rudely let himself in. He did not notice the Silver Wizards nakedness. He was too concerned with himself and with the present time – and if he had noticed he probably would not have been particularly shocked or suprised. St Stephen was rarely suprised by anything. He was certainly a genius but he had a limited imagination.
The psychedlic tea cakes were resting on the top of the small wood burning oven. They were still a little too hot to be perfect. St Stephen helped himself greedily. He needed the unreality to be more familiar and with an easily identifiable cause. The Silver Wizard didnt really mind the rudeness – he had made the cakes for himself and King Derek to share later – but there were enough spare. The Silver Wiard always made too many and they were always all eaten anyway. He was an exceptional baker.
So hows things going, St Stephen, the Silver Wizard said, and wheres your guitar?. St Stephen instinctivly felt for his shoulder before remembering that he had left it at home. That must be what the Silver Wizard looks so apprehensive about St Stephen thought before moronically adding out loud, I left it at home. That was not an explanation – St Stephen was never without his guitar. He would carry it to the kitchen when he was making tea, he would have it on a strap when he was urinating at the thunderbox. The only time when the genetically mutated Saint would be without his guitar is when his second brain was working at these times he was the senior director in the corperation. The citys hegemonic institution. St Stephen should have been a lot less suprised about the nervous glances of the Silver Wizard – he had a senior director from the city sitting in his illegally moored boat in the middle of the artists colony – eating his psychedlic cakes. He was slightly suprised that St Stephen wearing the pin stripped uniform of the citys most intensly destructive authority had ever reached his boat unharmed.
The Silver Wizard did what he always did in such unsettling circumstances. He made himself, and St Stephen each one strong cup of coffee – and because he was feeling particularly vulnerable – he poured a large measure of whiskey in each. He then took himself a phsychedelic cake and dipped it into the steaming murky brown, paradoxical symbol of calm until the tea cake was moments away from polluting the bottom of the cup. It was at that precise moment that he absent mindedly pulled out the macerated marzipan and ingested like a toothless old man.
He paused for a moment, in which St Stephen wondered why he was starting to feel a little humble in front of his old friend. The Silver Wizard then took out his long clay pipe, and fished around his desk for the second of his pipes. When he found it – he lit both the pipes and handed the longer of the two to St Stephen. So, hows the human misery business going, old chap? said the Silver Wizard in as kind a voice as he could manage.
St Stephen smirked to himself – ignoring the bitterness in the Silver Wizards voice. The Silver Wizard spoke again, a little more kindly this time, What brings a senior director of the corperation to risk himself in the artists colony.
St Stephens hands reached for his neck, and there was a collar, and there was a tie – and he reached further and there was a second collar – a jacket collar, and where his guitar should have been was an excutive briefcase. He was wearing his perfect pin stripe suit. Why the fuck am I here?, he thought to himself.